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Your Permission Slip

For the days the to-do list is winning. Tap the button, take the permission, screenshot the proof.

Official Permission Slip

You are hereby allowed to…

Tap below and the octopus will sort you out.

Today's octopus is standing by, running on caffeine and spite.

— You
on behalf of you · No. 007

Okay, you clearly need these. (Same.)

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I send small tools like this plus an occasional laugh. No spam, bail anytime.

Screenshot it. Tape it to your forehead. Whatever helps.
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You're allowed to come back tomorrow, too.